Oh, well, there's Hellgate: London. That's new and exciting. I haven't purchased a PC game since... probably WoW, but we don't speak of those dark, empty, unshowered days.

Hellgate is good stuff. It's like playing Diablo, except more so in every quantifiable way. Nothing like breaking endless crates and killing identical enemies to collect a bag full of useless weapons that your character can't use, over and over and over again until you fall asleep in your chair at 4AM.

It might be pathetic, if it wasn't so goddamn fun. I'm a sick man.